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| Extracts from GeniDaq | ||
| Chapter 1 of GeniDaq will not be quoted here for this is currently a matter of contention as to what actually started CelebDaq (and wars have been fought over less).. | ||
| Chapter 2 | ||
| 1 The Board of Daq said "Trading in Celebrities on the Web seems like a good idea" 2 an unbeliever cried "This has already been done!" 3 Daq cried "Ah but we have a twist" 4 Every week on the Holiest night every Celebrity will be brought before the Daq 5 and by their column inches will they be judged 6 and the worthiness will be passed on as Divis to their followers 7 The unbeliever was silenced 8 The Legal department declared that this was a unique and therefore viable idea 9 The Daq decried "Let it be so" 10 and thus the web-site was created. . | ||
| Chapter 3 | ||
| 1 And lo people started to come to the site of Daq 2 and started trading 3 But when they understood about the Divis, they cried out 4 Which Holy Papers are used to judge the Celebrities 5 And thus did the Daq proclaim 6 "The quincunx of tabloids are: The Mail, Sun, Mirror, Express and Star. 7 The quad of Broadsheets be: The Guardian, Times, Telegraph and the Independent, 8 and the duality of Magazines are: Heat and Now". . | ||
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