Extracts from GeniDaq
  
Chapter 1 of GeniDaq will not be quoted here for this is currently a matter of contention as to what actually started CelebDaq (and wars have been fought over less).
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 Chapter 2 
  
1 The Board of Daq said "Trading in Celebrities on the Web seems like a good idea"
2 an unbeliever cried "This has already been done!"
3 Daq cried "Ah but we have a twist"
4 Every week on the Holiest night every Celebrity will be brought before the Daq
5 and by their column inches will they be judged
6 and the worthiness will be passed on as Divis to their followers
7 The unbeliever was silenced
8 The Legal department declared that this was a unique and therefore viable idea
9 The Daq decried "Let it be so"
10 and thus the web-site was created.
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 Chapter 3 
  
1 And lo people started to come to the site of Daq
2 and started trading
3 But when they understood about the Divis, they cried out
4 Which Holy Papers are used to judge the Celebrities
5 And thus did the Daq proclaim
6 "The quincunx of tabloids are: The Mail, Sun, Mirror, Express and Star.
7 The quad of Broadsheets be: The Guardian, Times, Telegraph and the Independent,
8 and the duality of Magazines are: Heat and Now".
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