Support for other Daq Sects
	Although there are now a number of other Sects springing up (Paddy and Alex both rumoured to have their own followings), I would like to take this time to commend the very much maligned Biscuit Sect..
	The Biscuit Sect
	Now as many of us know the daq employs a lot of hamsters to keep the systems running. As most of us have seen, from time to time they have been unable to cope. Two theories are going around at the moment. The first is that someone is forgetting to feed them, the second is that there is a scaling problem. The scaling problem is that with the number of new players joining and the number of extra Celebrities being added that within 2 years there will not be enough Hamster or Hamster food to support the daq. One school of thought was to look for alternatives to Hamsters, but this proved difficult as the time to train squirrels etc was projected to take at least 3 years. The second school of thought cam from the enlighted Master Ploppy, when he declared that if the Hamsters had the right Biscuit then they would be more efficient and this would negate any scaling issues. And so he began his search for this ultimate Biscuit. As he wandered he discussed his findings and others joined his quest Now their discussions hit a problem when on Sunday the 2nd of March, their discussion of Jaffa Cakes (is a cake and not a biscuit) was tried by the Daq. The hamsters eating Jaffa Cakes were more efficient unfortunately they developed a major addiction to them and this proved fatal. The Daq had to move quickly and remove the thread from the Message board to stop further Hamsters investigating this. They have further requested that any discussion of biscuits should not be posted on the message boards for fear of hamsters experimenting themselves with this confectionary. There is currently a rumour going around that the Biscuit Sect may also be looking at Cheese. As far as I am aware this is just a rumour and they are still waiting on the results from the Ritz (original, cheese and sandwich) Biscuit test first . .
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